Just call him Mini-Pele.
What happens to Disney princesses after happily ever after.
This is amazing.
I can’t get over how amazing his timing is.
I tried not to reblog but had too
God dammit I will reblog every time and watch every time
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
#she’s so lovely
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
it is fantastic